I swear I am writing to you in my mind. Seriously, every day I compose the most brilliant and wonderful posts that I am certain make it into this blog by shear force of my will. Tis always somewhat of a surprise to me when I actually deign to open my computer to discover that all those words are not immediately physically present. However, if you could see what I see drippingcrawlingrunningskippingskuttling all over the screen whenever I look at this little record of my existence, mayhaps you would understand my confusion. Maybe someday I will show you.